- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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