why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Nick Cannon

Liverpool City Football Club

There's my tractor.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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