- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Knock Knock Go Away

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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