Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

i just pooped that is all!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Fox News

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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