Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Liverpool City Football Club

Nick Cannon

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

There's my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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