A Pakistani news reader.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

your mama so old, shes dead.

Women's rights

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Q

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Anti Joke

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