A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Because she has down's syndrome

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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