- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A Pakistani news reader.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Women's rights

Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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