- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

tim has no humor

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

There's my tractor.

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