A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

The Morman Religion.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Fox News

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

This is a joke. Laugh!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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