i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

Boner

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Women's rights

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

A Pakistani news reader.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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