- Anti Joke

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

i just pooped that is all!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.