whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

tim has no humor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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