- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Uh... What was emulating again?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Where's my tractor?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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