Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Guest what? Dog

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Asians.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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