- Anti Joke

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Tilt your screen back

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity