- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Urban ghettos

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What the hell are you doing?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Justin Bieber

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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