- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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