Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Poop!!

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Loperson

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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