What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Buzi vagy!

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Penis

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