- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

i killed my family

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*