Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Obama being reelected.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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