- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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