Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

I Have a Black Friend

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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