Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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