- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

rocky is here again.......................

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What did the old man say? Im old

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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