- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's two plus two? Window

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

It's long!

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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