what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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the holocaust

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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