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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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