roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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politically correct!

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Tilt your screen back

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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