- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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