Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

cats are pussies

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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