what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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my gramma died

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I'm hungry.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Ross.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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