Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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