- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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