i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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