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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Nickelback.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

The Charlotte Bobcats

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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