A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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