- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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