- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call your mom? Mom

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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