Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

whats your budget like? a budget.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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