Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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9/11

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Anti Joke

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