- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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