- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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