- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did Washington say to California? WC

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Yo Mama just died.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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