What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Ken wins!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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