What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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THE GAME

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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