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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A woman wears a dress.