- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

why did the man die? he had cancer

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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