What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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why girl die cancer

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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