Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Anti Joke

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