- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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