I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Leave. Now.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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