- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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