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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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John Cena for president

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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