Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

ecks! why zee?

poop

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Nah

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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