A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

No soap radio

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Derp

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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