Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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shut up kobe!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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