Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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