How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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I'm gay.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Yo mama so fat.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

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