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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

womens rights.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

i am and me is i

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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