Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Your social life.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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david weres the slug gone

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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