An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What? Yes.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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KONY 2012

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what do gay people eat?? food

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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