Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A woman wears a dress.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Jebron Lames.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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