Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Basically

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Hi

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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