Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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This is a joke.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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THE GAME

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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