You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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