- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Justin Beiber's Talent.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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