Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

a black guy hates chicken.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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