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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Where's my tractor?

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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