No!

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Anti Joke

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