- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Iif your reading this ur gay

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

boo

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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