a jew walks out of a furnace

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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