what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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