- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

i found waldo.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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