- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I like the color potato.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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