- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

i found waldo.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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