What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What the hell are you doing?

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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David Cameron

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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